Sad but true

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock



(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.



While his coffeepot



(MADE IN CHINA )



was perking, he shaved with his



electric razor



(MADE IN HONG KONG )



He put on a



dress shirt



(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),








designer jeans



(MADE IN SINGAPORE )



and



tennis shoes



(MADE IN KOREA)



After cooking his breakfast in his new



electric skillet



(MADE IN INDIA )



he sat down with his



calculator



(MADE IN MEXICO )



to see how much he could spend today. After setting his



watch



(MADE IN TAIWAN )



to the radio



(MADE IN INDIA )



he got in his car



(MADE IN GERMANY )



filled it with GAS



(from Saudi Arabia )



and continued his search



for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.



At the end of yet another discouraging



and fruitless day



checking his



Computer



(made in MALAYSIA ),



John decided to relax for a while.



He put on his sandals



(MADE IN BRAZIL ),



poured himself a glass of



wine



(MADE IN FRANCE )



and turned on his



TV



(MADE IN INDONESIA ),



and then wondered why he can't



find a good paying job



in AMERICA